dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
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And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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