This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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