i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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