Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
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Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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