Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
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even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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