I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
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Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
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You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I need water and some morals
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!