Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
This girl is more easily done than said...
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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