if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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