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If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
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believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
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I think I ejaculated my soul out.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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