Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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