I'm jealous of your bromance
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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