Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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