you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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