I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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