S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
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How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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