Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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