i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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