Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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So much rum. So many feels.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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