So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
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i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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