Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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