You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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