I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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