Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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