you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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