I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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