Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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