Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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