When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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