worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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