i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
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Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
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I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
And then he peed in my hair
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