Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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