): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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