This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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