Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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