You just made me feel so damn special
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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