Dual....:-)
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I got inside last night via doggy door
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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