I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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