covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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