Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
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bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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