I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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