Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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