Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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