I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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