Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize