I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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