I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
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There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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