3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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