I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
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According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home