All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.