Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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