i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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