You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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