Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Two words: blizzard sex
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
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