The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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